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I’ll do it, but only if you’ll help

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They can pry their identity card into my cold dead hand.

If however, by some act of omission or carelessness, I come into possession of one of these items while still alive, I shall test its resistence to microwave radiation.

I must concede that, contrary to all common-sense, the cynic in me can't help but want to see this crack-pot scheme implemented purely so I can sit back and laugh at the utter chaos that would ensue.
Mike Beggs, 15 years ago.

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