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Surely you're not suggesting that we leave behind a pregnant goat? (Animals only produce milk when they're pregnant - but you knew that, right?!)

I'm all for novel ways of replacing the office water cooling machine, but is having fresh milk on tap really worth the continual goat afterbirth stains on the carpet? What do we do with the resulting baby goat herd - make them office juniors? And what are the kids going to live on - if we're suckling off their mummy? Snacks from the vending machine?

Do we pick straws for who gets the job of artifically inseminating Mummy Goat to keep her constantly 'with child'?!
Flynn, 14 years ago.

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