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Ah, I'm sorry to hear that, Jeff! A brilliant plan. Might I suggest that an oversized root vegetable takes the place of the salmon, though?!
I can hear the post-departure conversations in the staff kitchen now, "What an ingenious guy - imaginative and thoughtful to the end" - as they each hack off a bit as a toast to you.
Compare this to receiving only puzzled grimaces about the lingering stench of salmon (your lasting legacy). And pity the poor woman who has to bin the rotting blighter - I'm not sure that her lasting memories of you would be too favourable? So why not spare yourself the bad karma and raise a smile instead?
Check out http://www.viva.org.uk/campaigns/fish/in...Milly, 14 years ago.