"I will quit my job by disappearing, and leaving a whole large salmon on my desk early one morning. but only if 10 other people will do the same. Because you know you want to."
— Jeff, Woefully Underappreciated Charity Worker
Deadline to sign up by: 31st December 2005
5 people signed up, 5 more were needed
This job is no longer interesting or worth its meagre salary. Quitting would not be interesting enough, and would not encapsulate my feelings of negativity enough for this execrable job. Mis-sold to me horribly with lies and half-truths, I will leave as soon as I am able by coming into work before my inept boss - removing all my belongings - and placing one LARGE WHOLE SALMON across my desk.
Surreal, yes. Genius, yes. And probably the only whole dead animal you could leave on your desk without them calling the police...
I urge you, other disgruntled workers, to leave a salmon on your desk - and find a better job! Be more appreciated - and unshackle yourself from the drudgery of it all!