"I will turn the central heating up to full for 24 hours every time Plane Stupid stop working class people going on holiday but only if 10 other local people will do the same."
— johnny void
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Posh boys and girls Plane Stupid are doing irreparable damage to the credibility of the environmental movement with misguided actions like closing down airports.
Working class people going on holiday are not the problem, mass production capitalist economics is the problem. Until that's addressed pathetic stunts like these alienate the wider public and only serve to make a few liberal poshos feel slightly less guilty for a while.
It's time to take direct action against Plane Stupid and hit them where it hurts - by upping our carbon emmissions everytime one of their grinning, chinless faces crops up in the media.
Plane Stupid need to radically change tactics or plane disappear before we can seriously build a mass movement to address climate change and the cause of climate change ...
... which is capitalism.
Therefore, even if it's 30 degrees outside I will turn my heating up to full for 24 hours the next time Plane Stupid disrupt people's holidays.
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How would Mr Void propose challenging the huge unsustainable airport expansion plans that will put millions in the pockets of BAA execs? I know he doesn't oppose direct action in principle, so come on, let's see something productive rather than wasting time writing the sort of rubbish you would expect to see in The Sun.
I nominate this as the silliest pledge ever.
I don't care whether you think I am a "trustafarian" or a voodoo priest - as long as you think.
The pledge creator (perhaps unlike you) admits that climate change is a problem, and presumably understands that it will not be solved as long as people continue to hurtle through the stratosphere in ever increasing numbers at near supersonic speeds. He just thinks that this problem can wait until after the overthrow of capitalism, or perhaps that in the post-capitalist world people will no longer feel the need to escape from their everyday lives by traveling such vast distances on a regular basis, or that autonomous workers' collectives will simply be incapable of building and maintaining jumbo jets. Who knows?
What if your next flight is cancelled due to a baggage handlers' strike? Will you applaud them for their act of working class solidarity or condemn them for trying to mess up people's holidays?
This pledge itself is clearly silly, so I shouldn't have taken it so seriously. I enjoy reading Johnny's blog, and I agree with most of what he says (including of course his scathing criticism of Ryanair).
So sorry if I have offended you or wasted your time, I am sure you have more important things to be doing - I know I have.
Especially in this heatwave!
It's good old self-harm - and on many different levels. Why not burn some cash too, overpay the gas bill, and cut down some rainforest - all to make your point??
If you are so much better and wiser than Plane Stupid, (and you may be) why not do what we could be doing - or at least come up with something less, er, Stupid?
Supporting working class people who want cheap holidays whilst condemning the working class baggage handlers as "robbers" is inconsistent, and perhaps demonstrates that the trumpeted concern for the working class is not entirely genuine.
Also, Keira, your reverse class discrimination is nothing to be proud of - should you "despise" someone for being born on the right side of the tracks? No, of course not, for the main reason that people do not choose the circumstances in which they are born into. Calling this kind of sneering "class consciousness" is just disingenuous, and it is irrelevant to the main issue of climate change.
I think Ian rightly dropped out of the argument because his points were not being answered. To me, it sounds rather like you oppose Plane Stupid because you hate the class of people within it. I don't think that is very productive.
I have no idea whether they are all privileged types, but even if this is the case, should working class environmentalists not support decent attempts to slow climate change across class boundaries? That would be a much better situation than Tarquins, Arabellas and Tamsins not caring about the world, and jetting around in a plane every other week on their trust funds instead - or would you hate them for that as well?
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