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Pledge “no-workfare”

"I will spit in the food if I am forced to work in a celebrity chef's kitchen for no pay under threat of benefit sanctions but only if 25 other people will do the same."

— johnny void

Deadline to sign up by: 31st December 2012
31 people signed up (6 over target)

Country: United Kingdom

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I pledge that if I am forced to work in a celebrity chefs kitchen for no pay under threat of benefit sanctions then I will spit in the food, but only if 50 people will join me. Actually I’ll do it anyway, but it would be nice if other people join in.

http://johnnyvoid.wordpress.com/

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    Michael Roux, 2 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • I fully suport this pledge and would like to add that not only will I spit in the food - a big gristly gob of phlegm - I will also masturbate into it. After deliberately contracting yphilis.
    Ian FFS, 2 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • Oliver is a twat
    Adolf Healthscare, 2 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • I like real food - sausage beans and chips
    Bob 'Ollie deserves a grollie' The Flob, 2 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • boycott workfare
    mushroom77, 2 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • I too fully support this pledge!
    Diana, 2 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • Very good pledge but I don’t think many people will end up working in a celebrity kitchen – they are more likely to end up in a rubbish shop. Therefore we need a pledge that will cater for them and will not harm ordinary workers at the same time. How about I pledge to ‘accidentally’ break or lose £50-£5000 of the stock or property of the store I work for as a slave. A real Frank Spencer moment. And when dealing with shops like Holland and Barrett where the cunts charge £50 for a protein drink and £25 for a tiny tub of zinc there is plenty of scope for ‘accidentally’ dropping the whole fucking lot over the floor.

    Just an idea.
    anonymous idea, 2 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • I also fully support this pledge! However, you appear to have misspelt the word "shit".
    M Ibbotson, 20 months ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • Workfare is even worse than a soggy bottom.
    Mary Berry, 10 months ago. Abusive? Report it!
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Current signatories (Green text = they've done it)

johnny void, the Pledge Creator, joined by:

  • Ross Evans
  • Ferret Dave
  • Brian
  • Nancy Farrell
  • Chris Grayling
  • ck
  • Welsh Andy
  • Bill MacLeod
  • Brian Grubb
  • Simon Richards
  • rikki
  • Sean Moneyperson
  • Abiatha Swelter
  • Jabez
  • Pat
  • sam drake
  • OJ
  • Jon Wood
  • Bob 'Ollie deserves a grollie' The Flob
  • Adolf Healthscare
  • Guy Allen
  • AsterickJones
  • Socrates Smith
  • Skeptik
  • sseanyboy
  • Ayshen Cagliyan
  • johnny elahrairah
  • Xavier Spectorate
  • M Ibbotson
  • 2 people who did not want to give their names

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