http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper Comments on 'not attempt to adapt Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys into a screenplay featuring all the characters as rabbits involved in a caper in a chocolate factory' en-gb team@pledgebank.com 1901-01-01T00:00+00:00 2 hourly http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_901178 Tweak it a bit and sell it as a Disney version of Greg Bear's Blood Music. Seriously, like they would know the difference. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_895571 Although it pains me to abandon my in-progress adaptation so near to completion, I have committed to do so. I will call Joel Schumacher shortly to break the news. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_893605 Meredith: Now you're making me want to see an Irwin Allen/Watership Down mashup. Oh well. I'm not sleepin' tonight. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_890432 I most definitely promise not to do this. I think an adaptation involving squirrels in a disaster movie in a toffee factory would be truer to the original book, anyway. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_890382 There is no chance that I will attempt to do this at all, ever. I could on the other hand, be talked into creating a soundtrack from old Raffi, Sharon, Lois and Bram and Mini Pops albums, as background music for said film, but only if the rabbits all agree. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_887515 I definitely won't do it. Here's hoping http://angryalien.com won't either. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_885405 Of course, what Neil probably isn't telling us is that the whole notion of rabbits/chocolate factory/caper was taken from an actual rejected adaptation of Sandman. And before you laugh, consider that at least one I Am Legend script would have been better had all the vampires been rabbits and Neville worked as the head of a chocolate factory. So it can really get that bad. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_884135 Oh please no! You really do have no life! I'm terribly sorry too. http://www.pledgebank.com/aboysrabbitcaper#comment_883734 Actually, I would like to see him on the side of the freeway. It would be even better if he handcuffed himself to a railing and had a sign that said, "Down with this sort of thing." You know you all would be there giggling at the reference to "Father Ted" and taking pictures. ;)