"I will only say "happy holidays" this season. but only if 400 other people will agree to help wage a war on Christmas."
— Shakezula Mic' Rula
Deadline to sign up by: 15th December 2013
33 people signed up, 367 more were needed
Every year, conservatives start whining about a supposed "war on Christmas". When someone wishes them a "happy holiday", they look at them with disdain and say "You mean Merry Christmas". When people who don't celebrate Christmas choose not to decorate, conservatives act as if they just killed Jesus.
This has gone beyond annoying. There was no war on Christmas... until now. Pledge to say nothing but "happy holidays" this Christmas season. See just how many Teabaggers you can tick off. If they say Merry Christmas... you say Happy Holidays. Do it at churches for even more fun.
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