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Pledge “WarOnChristmas”

"I will only say "happy holidays" this season. but only if 400 other people will agree to help wage a war on Christmas."

— Shakezula Mic' Rula

Deadline to sign up by: 15th December 2013
33 people signed up, 367 more were needed

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Every year, conservatives start whining about a supposed "war on Christmas". When someone wishes them a "happy holiday", they look at them with disdain and say "You mean Merry Christmas". When people who don't celebrate Christmas choose not to decorate, conservatives act as if they just killed Jesus.

This has gone beyond annoying. There was no war on Christmas... until now. Pledge to say nothing but "happy holidays" this Christmas season. See just how many Teabaggers you can tick off. If they say Merry Christmas... you say Happy Holidays. Do it at churches for even more fun.

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  • I am fed up with FOX Noise's BS war on Xmas!
    Bill Davis, 4 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
  • To hell with Jesusmas.
  • The nice thing about being a devout Unitarian is we celebrate everything. St Andrews Day, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, St Lucias Day, Kwanza, Solstice, Boxing day, St Stephens day, Saturnalia, Little Christmas, the feast of the Magi; there have been even years when I celebrated Bangers Night and Guy Fawkes.
    Suzane Watkinson, 4 years ago. Abusive? Report it!
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Current signatories (Green text = they've done it)

Shakezula Mic' Rula, the Pledge Creator, joined by:

  • Lauren
  • Kaleena Bramblett
  • Diana
  • Betty Taylor-Torres
  • Nathaniel Klueber
  • J.T
  • Jan Carson
  • Diomira
  • MA Franklin
  • Kristina Blankenship
  • Robin Lee Horne
  • Gothic Prophet
  • Andrew Davis
  • Rick Parrish
  • Heather Robinson
  • Samantha S
  • Darlene Carra
  • Heather Boyko
  • Kriste Kline
  • Matthew
  • Kelly Lane
  • Roger
  • Adam Mortimer
  • Alexandra Gowdy
  • Matt Joop
  • Coleen Conway
  • Kitt P
  • Xane Omega
  • James Threadgill
  • David Wardrop
  • Sushil
  • 2 people who did not want to give their names

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